WidgetCo Inc. Posts
Record Profits in 3Q 2022

In its best performance since the company was founded in 1993, WidgetCo Inc. announced that its third-quarter profits for 2014 totaled $217 million. "This only points to the continuing strength of WidgetCo and its wonderful, hardworking employees," said John X. Corphead, CEO and Chairman of the Board. "With a workforce this dedicated, I have every confidence that our fourth-quarter earnings will be equally impressive. I continue to be as proud as a new father of our company and its incredible products."

A pioneer in the fast-growing field of widget mass production and distribution, WidgetCo has introduced several new products over the last twelve months, including the industrial-strength Fusion Widget, the highly popular Farming Widget, and media darling Plaid Widget. WidgetCo also holds the patents on several key widget technologies, including the industry-standard Parallel Widget Extruder C2100, and its reasonable licensing fees to other players in the widget-production industry has enabled it to remain a leader in this field. A corporate restructuring and workforce-reduction initiative early in 2014 has helped boost profits to their current record levels, according to Corphead. "By streamlining our workflow, we've made ourselves more flexible and adaptable, which is a necessity as we bring this company into the 21st century," Corphead says.

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